Mal ganz andere spekulazius....

hehe* Michael´s PR-Maschinerie scheint ja schon wieder auf Hochtouren zu laufen!

Das is aber auch gut

Timberlake Arrested For Stalking Jackson
Wednesday October 4th

AP

Florida - Michael Jackson today filed a police complaint against singer Justin Timberlake for stalking. Jackson, 48, claims the ex boyband singer Timberlake, 25, has been stalking him on and off for the last 4 years but it has "recently got out of hand".

In a secret police report filed in Florida against Timberlake, Michael Jackson is quote in the report as saying "A few years back i looked out of my window, while i was still living in Santa Maria, and i saw this figure running across my lawn all carefree. I thought to myself 'Thats odd, only i do that' the person left the ranch of their own accord but i never found out who it actually was."

Jackson continues, "I had been writing songs, and i kept throwing badly written copies in the trash. When i was laying in bed i would hear the sound of someone going the the trash cans, I always assumed that it might have been a wild animal searching for food, but in the morning when i woke up and needed to get those songs out of the trash because i had made a mistake, i couldnt find them. Then i heard Mr Timberlake 'Justified' albim and was shocked to hear half the stuff was on that album."

Michael Jackson decided to file the police report in the county where Timberlake currently resides with his Girlfriend, Actress Camron Diaz.

Camron Diaz is also mentioned in the Police Complant.

"I looked out of the living room window and i could see this woman holding the trash can lids while a shaved head figure was dipping into the trash and reading the contents."

Jackson, in the report also states that "One night when i heard the noises again, i thought i had better go outside in case it was someone in need, so i put on my bathrobe and went to the door to find Mr Timberlake going through my trash again, this time he had come all the way to Ireland to do it. Thats going too far, so i called the poilce."

Arresting Police Officer, Finnbarr Earwig said in the report, "Timberlake didnt want to leave quietly, we cuffed him but he kept throwing himself at Jackson's feet all the while shouting 'I want to be just like youuuuuuuuuu'. Once we had returned Mr Timberlake to his feet, Timberlake started to do these crazy dancesteps, he was clearly upsetting Mr Jackson. Timberlake was shouting at Mr Jackson to adopt him as Mr Jackson's son, and saying 'You see these Handcuffs Michael, im your slave!'.

Mr Jackson concludes in the report "I just couldnt believe that the Irish police saw me in my SpongeBob SquarePants Pyjamas, it was all very embarrassing, now i have a restraining order against Mr Timberlake i might now be able to work in peace."

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was is DAS denn bitte... :lol *vom stuhl fällt und sich am boden kringelt...*
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also ich hab mich ja schon beim ersten Beitrag vor Lachen am Boden gewälzt, aber der zweite hindert mich doch extrem am aufstehn....gute Arbeit, ehrlich, 666 - da Lachen ja bekanntlich gesund ist, gehe ich jetzt dank eurer Hilfe gestärkt und glücklich an die Arbeit ...
(falls ich vor Lachen nochmal wieder hochkomme...)

Ah ja, das ist doch geil.
Ich habs ja immer gesagt... Aber es ist doch noch garnicht der 1. April Nun denn, meine Stimme hatta

"Jackson vor president"
los, alle Mann abstimmen ....

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Zitat

Das is aber auch gut

Timberlake Arrested For Stalking Jackson
Wednesday October 4th

AP

Florida - Michael Jackson today filed a police complaint against singer Justin Timberlake for stalking. Jackson, 48, claims the ex boyband singer Timberlake, 25, has been stalking him on and off for the last 4 years but it has "recently got out of hand".

In a secret police report filed in Florida against Timberlake, Michael Jackson is quote in the report as saying "A few years back i looked out of my window, while i was still living in Santa Maria, and i saw this figure running across my lawn all carefree. I thought to myself 'Thats odd, only i do that' the person left the ranch of their own accord but i never found out who it actually was."

Jackson continues, "I had been writing songs, and i kept throwing badly written copies in the trash. When i was laying in bed i would hear the sound of someone going the the trash cans, I always assumed that it might have been a wild animal searching for food, but in the morning when i woke up and needed to get those songs out of the trash because i had made a mistake, i couldnt find them. Then i heard Mr Timberlake 'Justified' albim and was shocked to hear half the stuff was on that album."

Michael Jackson decided to file the police report in the county where Timberlake currently resides with his Girlfriend, Actress Camron Diaz.

Camron Diaz is also mentioned in the Police Complant.

"I looked out of the living room window and i could see this woman holding the trash can lids while a shaved head figure was dipping into the trash and reading the contents."

Jackson, in the report also states that "One night when i heard the noises again, i thought i had better go outside in case it was someone in need, so i put on my bathrobe and went to the door to find Mr Timberlake going through my trash again, this time he had come all the way to Ireland to do it. Thats going too far, so i called the poilce."

Arresting Police Officer, Finnbarr Earwig said in the report, "Timberlake didnt want to leave quietly, we cuffed him but he kept throwing himself at Jackson's feet all the while shouting 'I want to be just like youuuuuuuuuu'. Once we had returned Mr Timberlake to his feet, Timberlake started to do these crazy dancesteps, he was clearly upsetting Mr Jackson. Timberlake was shouting at Mr Jackson to adopt him as Mr Jackson's son, and saying 'You see these Handcuffs Michael, im your slave!'.

Mr Jackson concludes in the report "I just couldnt believe that the Irish police saw me in my SpongeBob SquarePants Pyjamas, it was all very embarrassing, now i have a restraining order against Mr Timberlake i might now be able to work in peace."

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sieht so aus....
aber ich deute das mal als gutes zeichen

es sei denn.... unter irgendnem stein kriecht wieder so ein ekliger käfer hervor, der mike in den dreck wirft, noch ehe mike sein neues projekt in die tat umsetzen kann...
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das sehe ich auch so

Scheiße wie Geil