Aprilscherz: Michael wird wieder Vater

Vielliecht packt er es ja noch seinen Vater einzuholen

Was das war ein scherz ? Hätte ich jetzt net gedacht

Da gibt es noch einen lustigen Artikel wo berichtet wird das Michael jetzt ein Pornostar wird . Echt ein brüller

MICHAEL JACKSON GETS MAKEOVER, SELLS NEVERLAND, SET TO STAR IN PORN MOVIE

Diane Friedman

Associated Press

BAHRAIN--Superstar Michael Jackson is back with new music, a radical new look and a new porn movie (yes you read right, a porn movie!) and he wants the world to know that a new Michael Jackson has emerged.
Granting his first interview since he shut down Neverland Ranch, Michael tells reporter Diane Friedman that a new Michael is in town, and that the world is about to get an eyefull of his new look and ahem...other body parts.

"Basically I want to prepare the world for the new Michael Jackson, that's why I'm doing this interview," Jackson explains. A new Michael Jackson indeed. Looking at Michael, the first thing that grabs you is how radically different he looks now, compared to how everyone is used to seeing him. Michael has undergone a radical, extreme makeover. Gone are the military style jackets, English Royalty looking suits, and trademark red shirt with black pants ensemble he usually wears, completing the look with white socks and loafers. Now sporting a white wife-beater top that showcases his muscular arms, baggy army style pants, and big black boots, one wonders if perhaps Michael's widely reported financial problems contributed to his wardrobe change--perhaps he can no longer afford the posh, very ornate clothes he's usually worn over the past 2 decades. He's even got a tattoo. Lifting up his shirt, he shows off his new tattoo that says PLAYA4LIFE across his tight, six-pack abs.

But looking at him further, there are even bigger changes to his look than just his clothing, the major change: his hair. No longer does Jackson where his hair long and straight, a style he's had since the early nineties. Now neat rows of tightly braided cornrows line his head--a style similar to that of rap star Ludicrous. Also Michael is wearing two earrings--a small gold hoop in his left ear, and, as an even bigger surprise: a dimond stud in his nose. The same infamous nose that has seen the scapel of a plastic surgeon many times, but Michael claims he's had it operated on only twice. His nose has become a legend in itself, almost as legendary as Michael, so it's surprising that he decided to make this latest alteration to it. But Michael seems to think nothing of having his famous schnozz wear a little bling.

"It's got 14 carats" he brags, beaming with pride, flashing a dazzling smile. A smile so brilliant it nearly blinds you. And it should, for Michael, following in the footsteps of many rappers, has also had his teeth undergo a makeover. The pearly whites that once graced his smile have now been replaced with bling and lots of it. It's a fashion statement that's very popular in the hip-hop community, specifically amongst the rappers, that involves having silver or dimonds molded into your teeth.

"I see ya checkin out my grill," Michael says referring to his teeth. "How ya like em? Fiddy (as in 50 cent) hooked me up with this dude that's got mad skills in grill sculpting." Michael, clearly satisfied with his mouthful of bling continues showing off his "grill" for the next 4 1/2 minutes.
I ask him what brought on this extreme makeover, and he said that it was his new close friend and confidante, DJ Whoo Kidd who convinced him to make the change. Whoo Kidd, during a recent radio interview, talked about his meeting with the former king of pop.

"So he tells me that I need to change my hairstyle and stop wearing all that spacesuit s--t", Michael explains, "and I realize that he's absolutely right. That Whoo Kidd, he may be young, but he's got a lot of wisdom for his age. He definitely knows what he's talking about."
And not only is Whoo Kidd instrumental in getting Mike to undergo a major overhaul on his appearance, he is also the guy that Michael has now put in charge of his music career. "Yeah Kidd hooked me up with 50, and we laid down some tracks. Let me tell ya, 50 is a mad GENIUS! I didnt realize what a brilliant artist he was until we were both working together in the studio. He gets major props from me, he's the real deal."

So who else is Michael collaborating with for his new album? The list reads like the whos-who of the music industry: P. Diddy, Kanye West, Jay-Z, and Justin Timberlake. He even has a duet with Paris Hilton on her upcoming album.

But a new album is not the only project he's working on. His other project, one that's sure to make headlines and send shockwaves across the world, is his movie. Which happens to be a porn movie. Tentatively titled, Don't Stop Till You Get Enough, the movie will feature a side of Michael Jackson the world has never ever seen: Michael buck naked and getting buck wild with a bunch of chicks. I ask him how the movie is comin along.

"Ahhh, it's going great! I'm having the time of my life screwin all those ho's!" Michael laughs while rubbing his hand over his crotch. Snoop Dogg is directing the film, and also there is a brief appearance by Paris Hilton. "Paris, Paris," he laughs again, "Now that is one crazy b---ch! She asked me to sing on her album and I was like sure, but only if you take part in my porn flick. I asked her cuz she is, you know, good at that sort of thing. She's got lots of experience if ya know what I mean. And let me tell you something, that Paris is something else! She's got mad skills too when it comes to porn. She knows just what to do, and how to do it...she taught me all these crazy, kinky sex techniques. She's brilliant! Damn, I shoulda put Britney [Spears] in there too. I could've had a threesome with her AND Paris. Now that woulda been hott!"

Ummmm. Yeah. I ask him why he feels the need to make a porn film. "I'm just sorry it took me so long to make a porn flick. Being surrounded by a whole bunch of b--ches shakin they booties and titties in your face is like, heaven man! Plus, I've got a really great c--k."

I ask him what he means. "You know, my d--k. It's f---in' awesome! And it's time the world sees it. I've been grabbin it for so long, now I wanna show it! Plus, my female fans have been wantin to see it for the longest time too," he says with a mischevious grin, "So I'm doing this for them, thanking them for all their support. I'm sure they'll be very happy with what they see. I'm tellin ya, my d--k is huge! It's like this beautiful rock-solid monument of flesh. It's a damn work of art! It's so beautiful..."

Ummmm, ooooooooookkkkkkkkk. Mike went on more about his um...prized body part--clearly he is quite attached to his male member and feels a great deal of affection for it. At one point during his 10 minute speech on the beauty of his manhood, Michael got emotional...he teared up and had to take a moment to gather himself. After taking a few gulps from his can of Colt 45, he was able to continue on with the interview.

Ok, on to something else other than his prized package, I ask Michael about his recent decision to shut down Neverland.
"I'm not just shutting it down, I'm selling it," he says matter of factly. I'm done with that s--t for good! I'm no longer Peter Pan living in NL. Hell naw, this is a brand new Michael Jackson. I'm done with all that fantasy s--t! All I ever got from all that was a whole lotta pain and my a$$ in a whole lotta trouble. F--k that s--t man, I'm gettin rid of that s--t!"

Its hard to imagine Michael Jackson without Neverland, but he told me that he's in the process of building a new home and a new estate. Goodbye Neverland, hello...Playa Land? "Yep that's right!" Michael responds enthusiastically, once again flashing his "grill". It's gonna be like the Playboy Mansion, full of half-naked hos running all over the place! Nothin but sex and parties goin on 24/7 at my place! Now that'll be the s--t! Hellz yeah!"

At the conclusion of the interview, I thanked Michael for his time. He said "Fo shizzle my nizzle!" Then he called his oldest son Prince I into the room, gave him a twenty, and told him to run over to 7-11 to get his dad a pack of Malboros and a case of Budweiser. "And ya better bring me back my change! Ya better not spend it on candy or Imma whoop yo a$$!"

Yes, Michael has indeed changed alot

Des is echt witzig geschrieben stell dir mal vor michael würd echt so sachen sagen :lol

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