The ATV is mine...

  • (to the tune of The Girl Is Mine):





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    From the parody forum




    gefunden im KoP. :kicher

  • oh gott... kennt ihr die? :respekt


    Queen - Sneddon Rhapsody lyrics
    Words and music by BabyB


    Is this the real life-
    Is this just jealousy
    Caught in a web of lies-
    No escape from reality-
    Open your eyes
    Look into the lies and see-
    Sned‘s such a cold man, He needs no sympathy-
    Because He’s sixty-seven, sixty -eight?,
    A little bald, over-weight,
    Anything the hood does, doesn’t really matter
    To me


    Sneddon ,just killed a man,
    Put a gun against his own head,
    Pulled the trigger, now sned's dead,
    Sneddon ,you had lived your life
    But now you’ve gone and thrown it all away-
    Michael ooo,
    There’s no need for you to cry-
    We’ll all still love you this time tomorrow-
    Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters-


    Too sad ,to see what they‘ve done,
    Sends shivers down my spine-
    Body's aching all the time,
    Keep strong everybody- We‘ve got to show-
    Gotta show we know their game and found the truth-
    Michael ooo-
    I don't want to see you cry,
    I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all-


    I see a big fat silhouetto of a man,
    Sneddonmouche, sneddonmouche will you do the Racistdango-
    Conspiracies and corruption -very very frightening me-
    Michaeleao, Michaeleao,
    Michaeleao, Michaeleao
    Michaeleao Jacksono -Magnifico-


    But you’re just a greedy man and nobody loves you-
    He's just a kind man from a loving family-
    Spare him his life from this monstrosity-
    Easy done easy won-,will you let him go-
    Bismillah! No-,you will not let you go-let him go-
    Bismillah! Sned will not let you go-let him go
    Bismillah! Dimond will not let you go-let him go
    Will not let mj go-let him go
    Will not let mj go let him go
    No,no,no,no,no,no,no-


    Santa Maria ,Santa Maria ,Santa Maria let him go-
    Beelzebub has a devil put aside for Snedooon, for Sneddooon, for SNED!


    So you think you can stone him and spit in his eye-
    So you think you can break him and leave him to die-
    No Thomas-Can't do this to us Thomas-
    You better get out-just better get right outta here-


    Michael really matters,
    Anyone can see,
    Michael really matters-, Michael really matters to me,


    kop-board!! :respekt

    He's not an artist, he's a fucking work of art...



    I love you more, Mike!

  • ^^ ja, da gibts viele davon! haben mich schon über manche langweiligen nachmittage im büro gebracht!


    einfach mal gucken! (am besten von hinten nach vorne! :) )




    I was just thinking about MJ's trial and how much a fool the family and Sneddon will make of themselves with the stories they'll think up LOL So I whipped up something right quick Usher and Alicia's "My Boo" ENJOY!



    T-Mez to Jury:
    I've never seen a person
    who is crazy just like her
    You'll never see it coming
    Cause her kids are good liars
    Know their stories are wacky
    It's plain for you and I to see
    Their craaazyy... they never tell the truth


    Sneddon to Jury (Flaring a CD):
    Don't worry about them
    It's the evidence Uh
    I've got a copy of Michael's "DS"!
    Don't worry about them
    It's the evidence Uh
    I've got a copy of Michael's "DS"!


    The kid on stand:
    I remember when
    Michael had gave me juice and gin
    Although I don't know
    What pop can he put it in
    Even before I had seperate tales
    before, this one's for real
    This is all true-- and mom is not craaazyyyy


    Mez: You said that when this happened you were nine
    Kid: I was ten
    Mez: Even though this doesn't fit with the timeline
    Kid: So what then???
    Mez: I'm not going to argue, it's alright
    Kid: is it in the script??
    Mez: I can ask you questions all day and night
    But you will never tell the truth


    Sneddon: Look at all the evidence we found!
    Mez: Sense when?
    Sneddon: 21 year old undies on the ground
    Mez: They're marlon's
    Sneddon: I didn't find all the stuff he tried to hide
    Mez: You found NOTHING
    Even though you have been searching all your life
    You just never tell the truth


    The mama:
    Yes I remember when
    Michael had took us into Neverland
    Yes I remember when
    one moment I knew
    We were the ones he was kidnappin'
    Even before I could've used the
    telephone , to call 911
    I had his card-- I had to go shopppiinnnngg!


    Mez: You said that when this happened you were nine
    Kid: I was ten
    Mez: Even though this doesn't fit with the timeline
    Kid: So what then???
    Mez: I'm not going to argue, it's alright
    Kid: is it in the script??
    Mez: I can ask you questions all day and night
    But you will never tell the truth


    Sneddon: Look at all the evidence we found!
    Mez: Sense when?
    Sneddon: 21 year old undies on the ground
    Mez: They're marlon's
    Sneddon: I didn't find all the stuff he tried to hide
    Mez: You found NOTHING
    Even though you have been searching all your life
    You just never tell the truth


    Mez: The Oh! The oh! The oh! The ohhh! The truuth!


    Sneddon: Mic-hael! Mic-hael! Mic-hael! Michaaaels'...my boooo!


    The Court: WWHATT???


    Sneddon: Hehehe I mean, don't worry about them, it's the evidence, uh,...yeah,....uh,....*clears throat*



    END

    He's not an artist, he's a fucking work of art...



    I love you more, Mike!

  • das gabs doch mal als tv oder radio sketch...
    erinnere mich das schon gesungen gehört zu haben. :D


    jetzt wo du es sagst, meine ich mich auch an was erinnern zu können. War auf jeden Fall was Älteres, also aus den 80ern oder so. So eine Art Alleinunterhalter, der mit Gitarre die Akkorde gespielt hat und dazu das parodierte "The Girl Is Mine" gesungen hat...

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