10 Wichtige Fakten über Michaels Arsch äh Hinterteil

<div class='quotetop'>ZITAT(666 @ Saturday, 11.3.06 - 22:42) [snapback]82023[/snapback]</div>

Zitat

3.If you kiss Michael Jackson's ass for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
[/b]

geil, michael sollte ne schlankheitskur damit anbieten

<div class='quotetop'>ZITAT(666 @ Saturday, 11.3.06 - 22:42) [snapback]82023[/snapback]</div>

Zitat

1.Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Michael Jackson's ass fighting underground!
2.You should always store Michael Jackson's ass in an airtight container in the fridge.
3.If you kiss Michael Jackson's ass for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
4.There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Michael Jackson's ass orbiting the Earth.
5.The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Michael Jackson's ass would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used it to decorate their battle shields.
6.Michael Jackson's ass can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
7.Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Michael Jackson's ass.
8.Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Michael Jackson's ass!
9.Every day in the UK, four people die putting Michael Jackson's ass on.
10.US gold coins used to say 'In Michael Jackson's ass we trust'!

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subje...7s+ass&gender=n
[/b]

Alles anzeigen

lol

geil

schwabblig und alt

<div class='quotetop'>ZITAT(JaZZyJames @ Sonntag, 12.3.06 - 0:13 Uhr) [snapback]82096[/snapback]</div>

Zitat

.... wollte keinen neuen Thread aufmachen - aber das ist noch besser ....

10 Top Trivia Tips about Michael jacksons dick!

1. Michael jacksons dick can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
2. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of michael jacksons dick.
3. It's bad luck for a flag to touch michael jacksons dick!
4. The difference between michael jacksons dick and a village is that michael jacksons dick does not have a church.
5. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of michael jacksons dick.
6. You share your birthday with michael jacksons dick!
7. Grapes explode if you put them inside michael jacksons dick!
8. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as michael jacksons dick.
9. A lump of michael jacksons dick the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
10. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by michael jacksons dick.
-------------
yo,

... 4. der unterschied zwischen Michael jackson´s dick und einem dorf ist, dass Michael jackson´s dick keine eigene kirche hat ...
*heul .... ...
[/b]

Alles anzeigen

eigentlich isses ja schon net so höflich was da steht.
ist aber auch sehr lustig irgendwie...

<div class='quotetop'>ZITAT(Blanket @ Sonntag, 12.3.06 - 14:42 Uhr) [snapback]82288[/snapback]</div>

Zitat

Michaels Hintern ist einfach die Wucht
[/b]

aber halloo!!!

<div class='quotetop'>ZITAT</div>

Zitat

... 4. der unterschied zwischen Michael jackson´s dick und einem dorf ist, dass Michael jackson´s dick keine eigene kirche hat ... [/b]

naja, aber zumindest ein zelt....

<div class='quotetop'>ZITAT</div>

Zitat

[/b]

wie man sieht... ^

Ihr solltet mal einen Arzt aufsuchen

<div class='quotetop'>ZITAT(badwoman @ Sonntag, 12.3.06 - 15:01 Uhr) [snapback]82298[/snapback]</div>

Zitat

naja, aber zumindest ein zelt....
wie man sieht... ^
[/b]

• Peanuts and Been Told are beans.
• About one tenth of Been Told is permanently covered in ice.
• Been Told is worth his weight in gold - literally!
• There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Been Told, though it may feel uncomfortable!
• In Chinese, the sound 'Been Told' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
• Been Told is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
• Neil Armstrong first stepped on Been Told with his left foot.
• By tradition, a girl standing under Been Told cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
• Finding Been Told on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
• The word 'samba' means 'to rub Been Told'!
  

  
  

  Link

<div class='quotetop'>ZITAT(MJmana @ Sonntag, 12.3.06 - 19:13 Uhr) [snapback]82421[/snapback]</div>

Zitat

Meine Sucht wird nicht geheilt.
[/b]

Ich habe da was für dich

NICHT WEGLAUFEN, ES TUT AUCH NICHT WEH